【爆笑測試】今年你夠不夠資格得到圣誕老人的禮物?
What are you going to get for Christmas? Is Santa going to leave a shiny new Schwinn under your tree, or take a dream car's key in your stocking? That all depends on where you rank on Santa's master list, and we've created a flowchart to help you determine if you've been naughty or nice this year.
圣誕你能得到什么禮物呢?圣誕老人會不會把一輛閃亮亮的施文(名牌自行車)放在你的樹下,或是塞一輛你夢寐以求的車鑰匙進你的襪子?那可都要看你今年在圣誕老人名單上的排名如何啦!我們做了一個測試題來幫你檢查自己今年夠不夠乖??靵頊y測吧!
現(xiàn)在,讓我們來仔細看一看這些題目吧:
1. Are you a Serial Killer? 你是不是連環(huán)殺手?
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2. Do you only kill bad guys, like Dexter does? 你是不是像嗜血法醫(yī)(美劇,主角專殺壞人)那樣專殺壞人?
3. Do you frequently lie about being one of the millions of men who have tired extenze? 你是不是經(jīng)常撒謊說自己不是大男子主義者?
4. Do you just lie about that? 你剛剛是不是就撒謊了!?
5. Have you intentionally ignored a Facebook friend request because you didn't like the person for no good reason? 你有沒有故意拒絕在Facebook上面要加你好友的人、僅僅因為你沒來由地不喜歡這個人?
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2. Did you cheat on your girlfriend? 你有沒有背著女朋友搞三搞四?
3. Do you even have a girlfriend? 你到底有沒有女朋友啊。。。
4. Is she a bitch? 她是不是個賤人?
5. Did you ignore a phone call from your mom because you were playing online games? 你是不是曾經(jīng)因為玩線上游戲、而不接你老媽的電話?(注意,這里回答No的人測試結(jié)果是"騙子!" lol)
6. Have you intentionally ignored a Facebook friend request because you didn't like the person for no good reason? 你有沒有故意拒絕在Facebook上面要加你好友的人、僅僅因為你沒來由地不喜歡這個人?
好吧,不知道各位如何,總之小編徹底被雷了。做一個連環(huán)殺手和在facebook上拒人結(jié)果一樣……這是什么邏輯……
但無論如何,至少希望這個測試能在圣誕前夕博你一笑!