Kids React to viral videos, This Episode: sitting on the toilet
小孩如何看待熱門視頻 這一集：坐在馬桶上

Sitting on the toilet
坐在馬桶上

Is she saying sticking toilet or sitting on the toilet
她是在說馬桶很臭，還是在說坐在馬桶上？

Sitting on the toilet
坐在馬桶上

I dont get it
我不明白

Get some sass 12 Michael
12歲 Michael

Why?
為什么？

Now flush
現在沖水

Sitting on the toilet
坐在馬桶上

Question Time!
提問時間！

So, emma, what was going on in that video?
艾瑪，視頻里發(fā)生了什么？

I'm guessing she is on a toilet
看得出來她是坐在馬桶上

She's just sitting on a toilet
她只是坐在馬桶上

Play it again!
再放一次！

And she doesn't have a neck
她沒有脖子

No, no offense, i'm not try to be mean or anything
不，不是想冒犯她，我不是想說她壞話

But she doesn't have a neck so when she goes like..that looks funny
但是她沒有脖子，她做這個動作的時候，很搞笑

He was sitting on the toilet
他坐在馬桶上

Singing the song
唱著歌

He?
他？

It's a he
是個他吧！

I dont know it's a man or a women
我分不清是男是女

It's a she!
是個女的

Oh! it's a she
哦！是個女的

It's not a girl, shut up! you guys!
不是女的吧！別說了，你們！

And why does she singing over over over again?
她為什么不停的重復歌詞？

I have no clue
我不知道

That's the whole point to the song that she was singing
那首歌就只有那個意思

There is not much that you could say about sitting on the toilet
坐在馬桶上唱不出什么新意

Does she say anything else?
她有說點別的嗎？

What did you think of her song?
你認為這首歌怎么樣？

Well... i think it's funny
我覺得很搞笑

So amazingly awesome[/en
非常的棒

[en]It should like be on iTunes or sth, it should be on the radio

應該可以進iTunes里，應該在收音里播

I dont mean to be simon cowell here but...
我不想像 西蒙·考威爾一樣，但是...（美國偶像評審）

That was absolute rubbish
那完全是垃圾！

That was kinda grube, but i wouldn't say that was the best song ever
感覺還行，但這不是我聽過最好的

It was a song?
這也能算是歌？

Emma's Words Of Wisdom!!!
艾瑪的智慧之言?。?！

Why do you think she made this video?
她為什么會拍這個視頻？

Probably to make people laugh
估計是為了搞笑

Cause she xxx person?

To get subscribles
為了更多關注

I bet she through no one's gonna see it
估計她以為沒人會看這個

Coz she was bored
因為她很無聊

That's what i'll do when i was bored
我無聊時就會這樣做

It's like teaching it's like Dora but better
像是在教人，就像那個 愛冒險的朵拉，但更好

Teaching kids how to sitting on the toilet
教小朋友怎么坐在馬桶上

Would you ever make a video like this? -no
你會拍像這樣的視頻嗎？ - 不

No, privacy, jeez!
不！隱私啊！

I dont want everyone to see my butt
我不想讓所有人都看到我屁股

No, it's crime it's horror
不，這太恐怖了

If she made any other songs? what do you think those songs will be about?
如果她唱別的歌？你認為她會唱關于什么的？

Singing in the shower, singing in the shower
唱著歌洗澡，唱著歌洗澡

Eating at dinner table, eating at dinner table
在餐桌上吃飯，在餐桌上吃飯

Making toast, making toast
烤面包，烤面包

The toilet
關于馬桶的

Another song about the toilet?
還是關于馬桶的？

Yea
是

How many people do you think see this video?
你認為有多少人看過這視頻？

100 is it popular?
100，這個熱門嗎？

Over 9000
超過9000

2 million
2百萬

Don't tell me 4 million
別告訴我是4百萬

5 million maybe
可能5百萬

7 million?
7百萬？

50 million
5千萬

25 milllion or sth, right?
2千5百萬左右，對嗎？

The answer is 30 milllion
答案是3千萬

Why?
為什么？

I dont know why
我不知道為什么

30 milllion
3千萬

Damn! people need to get off YouTube
見鬼！大家真的應該少來Youtube

Oh my goodness!
我的天！

Oh my gosh!
我的天！

30 milllion
3千萬

Would you share this video with your fiends?
你會把這視頻分享給你的朋友嗎？

I already have
我已經分享了

Yes, to show never to go out with her
是的，告訴他們永遠不要和她出去約會

I'm gonna video tape it on my mom's video tape
我回去拿我媽的錄像機錄下來

I can bring it to school
然后就可以帶到學校去

Why not?
為什么不呢？

Cause it seems weird
因為這很奇怪

Why do you think your friend will enjoy it?
為什么你會認為你的朋友會喜歡？

Because it's so cool
因為這很酷

Because it's so like ramdom and pointless, but it's hilarious
因為這個很無厘頭，毫無意義，但很搞笑

Because peple like toilet humor
因為人們喜歡廁所的幽默

“NN” that stands for no neck
“NN”代表沒有脖子

So many people have requested it on the comments kids react
無數人在Kids React里留言

For you guys to watch this video
要求你們看這個視頻

Why do you think so many pepole wanted all you guys to watch sitting on the toilet?
為什么會有那么多人希望你們看這個？

To show children the good things in the world
秀給我們這個世界上美好的事物

I dont know why they wanna us to watch half of those stuff that we watch
我們看的這些視頻，有一半都不知道是出于什么目的

I dont know why
我不知道為什么

Maybe they wanted to see if emma has some philosophical insight on the true meaning of sitting on the toilet?
也許他們想知道艾瑪對坐在馬桶上會有什么獨到的見解

Well do you have any philosophical insight to the true meaning of sitting on the toilet?
你對坐在馬桶上有什么獨到的見解嗎？

As we sitting on the toilet
我們坐在馬桶上時

As we sit on the toilet we excrete our fear and anger into the bowl of? prosperity
我們可以宣泄困惑與憤怒到這個繁榮的地方

Michael's Words Of Zen!!!
麥克的感悟禪語?。?！

I always see the comments they said
我總在留言里看到

Show them sitting on the toilet
給他們看坐在馬桶上

And i'm thinking why would we show all the people from kids react sitting on the toilet
我就想，為什么他們要看我們都坐在馬桶上？

Now you understand
現在你明白了

Yes i do! that's sitting on the toilet
是的，我懂了！那才是坐在馬桶上

We're not gonna be sitting on the toilet thank god!
并不是讓我們坐在馬桶上，謝天謝地！

Thanks for watching
感謝收看

Let me know what video i should watch next?
讓我知道下個視頻我該看什么？

To watch deleted scenes click the box below
想看刪除的部分請點擊下面的方框

Trust me, it'll be worth it
相信我，是值得的

Sitting on the toilet sitting on the toilet
坐在馬桶上，坐在馬桶上

Goodbye! see you real soon!
再見！下次再見！

I'm last? no, i dont wanna fade out!!!
我在最后？不！我不想被淡出?。?！

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