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Hollywood, CA — Just hours after People magazine revealed that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are calling it quits after five years of marriage, a source from the law firm that drew up the five year marriage contract has come forward with it’s details.

According to the source at the law firm, here are just a few of the conditions of the contract:

#4 – Ms. Holmes will receive $3 million per year of marriage, with a $20 million bonus at the end of the fifth year. Ms. Holmes is required to pay $10 million to Mr. Cruise if she terminates the marriage before the five years.

#17 – $10 million bonus per offspring produced.

#690 – Cannot speak to anyone about the “special” male friends of Mr. Cruise.

#750 – Must live by the rituals, practices and laws of The Galactic Federation of Planets.

#857 – Xenu outfits are to be worn at all religious ceremonies and during mating sessions for offspring.

#915 – In the rare occurrence that Xenu returns to earth or Teegeeack, Ms. Holmes must accompany Mr. Cruise on the mothership or a vessel of his choosing, or forfeit any money earned.

滬江娛樂(lè)快訊：昨日，一條湯姆·克魯斯與凱蒂的“婚前協(xié)議”被國(guó)內(nèi)數(shù)家網(wǎng)站廣泛轉(zhuǎn)載，報(bào)道稱，從編號(hào)來(lái)看協(xié)議可能長(zhǎng)達(dá)上千條，且內(nèi)容極為苛刻，不為常人所理解。比如，第4條規(guī)定：婚后凱蒂將每年獲得300萬(wàn)美金，第五年年末將獲得2000萬(wàn)美金的獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)。如果凱蒂在五年內(nèi)中止婚姻，需向湯姆-克魯斯支付1000萬(wàn)美金；第17條規(guī)定：每生下一個(gè)孩子將獲得1000萬(wàn)美金作為獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)；第690條：不得與任何人談?wù)摽唆斔瓜壬摹疤貏e”男性好友；第750條：必須按照銀河星球聯(lián)邦的規(guī)定生活。

第750條提到的“銀河星球聯(lián)邦”尤其令人匪夷所思，接下來(lái)還有更令人大跌眼鏡的。第857條規(guī)定：凱蒂在宗教典禮和產(chǎn)期內(nèi)必須著Xenu服裝；第915條規(guī)定：一旦Xenu重返地球，凱蒂必須陪同湯姆克魯斯坐上丈夫選擇的航母或是船艦，否則將被沒(méi)收所有財(cái)產(chǎn)。(注：第750、857、915條和外星人及銀河系相關(guān)內(nèi)容可見(jiàn)科學(xué)教創(chuàng)始人L. Ron Hubbard的書(shū)，因他原先是科幻作家)

湯姆·克魯斯在科學(xué)教會(huì)發(fā)表講話

報(bào)道一出，連著名編劇寧財(cái)神都在微博上驚呼：“這難道是美劇《生活大爆炸》里謝耳朵附體？” 隨后，實(shí)名認(rèn)證為《南方周末》特約撰稿人的微博用戶“flypig”發(fā)現(xiàn)，這一婚前協(xié)議其實(shí)是從國(guó)外一個(gè)名叫“Super Official News”（超級(jí)官方新聞）的假新聞網(wǎng)站上，搞了一篇來(lái)自“The Ass Press”（屁股通訊社）的文章，翻譯了過(guò)來(lái)，當(dāng)成正經(jīng)新聞登了。之后，連“打假斗士”方舟子也通過(guò)微博為阿湯哥“伸張正義”了：“翻譯刪掉了幾條最搞笑的，不知是沒(méi)有幽默感還是怕露餡?！?/p>

細(xì)數(shù)阿湯哥的怪異行為

阿湯哥在離婚后各種傳言可謂漫天飛，有說(shuō)其性冷淡的，有說(shuō)其同性戀的，尤其是其篤信的科學(xué)教（Scientology)更是隨著阿湯哥的離婚大紅大紫了一把。據(jù)說(shuō)，阿湯哥是在首任妻子、女星咪咪·羅杰斯的引領(lǐng)下加入科學(xué)教的，新聞集團(tuán)的默多克上周日發(fā)布系列推文，稱此教是“非常古怪的邪教”，而克魯斯可能是該教二號(hào)或三號(hào)人物。

雖然阿湯哥在科學(xué)教中的地位我們無(wú)從知曉，但是自入教后，阿湯哥就頻頻因?yàn)楣之愋袨槎蔀楸娙俗h論的焦點(diǎn)。

阿湯哥怪異行為一：吃胎盤

Tom Cruise is planning to eat the placenta after fiancèe Katie Holmes gives birth to their child.

The actor, 43, said: 'I thought that would be good. Very nutritious.'

食胎盤稱有營(yíng)養(yǎng)

自從當(dāng)年凱蒂懷孕的消息曝光后，阿湯哥就總有驚人之舉，其中最著名的就是他要求凱蒂安靜生產(chǎn)，分娩時(shí)不得出聲，如果說(shuō)這個(gè)要求已經(jīng)夠嚇人的話，當(dāng)場(chǎng)吃掉自己孩子的胎盤和喝胎兒的臍帶血就更令人感到不可思議了。阿湯哥還稱，這些物質(zhì)很有營(yíng)養(yǎng)，“我會(huì)在產(chǎn)房就當(dāng)場(chǎng)吃下去。”

阿湯哥怪異行為二：猴子跳

Appearing on 'The Oprah Winfrey Show' in May that year, the movie super-star's budding romance with the younger Holmes was the talk of Hollywood.

Cruise spent most of the interview with Oprah giggling about his new relationship and jumping around wildly, before running off to drag a blushing Holmes on to the set.

"I'm in love," he proclaimed to Oprah and her audience.

His antics of jumping on the show's couch and fist pumping have since been parodied all over the globe.

兩度上演“猴子跳”

2006年，在美國(guó)雅虎公司的一個(gè)季度節(jié)目“實(shí)力人物開(kāi)口說(shuō)”中，當(dāng)主持人提到凱蒂肚里的寶寶時(shí)，阿湯哥高興得不能自已，“嗖”的一聲，跳上沙發(fā)。從沙發(fā)上下來(lái)后，他又當(dāng)眾給凱蒂一個(gè)深情的吻，然而他表示，這遠(yuǎn)遠(yuǎn)不足以顯示他對(duì)她的愛(ài)。而在此之前，活潑的阿湯哥也曾在2005年做客奧普拉主持的脫口秀節(jié)目時(shí)，當(dāng)眾跳上沙發(fā)又坐下，接著宣布他深愛(ài)著凱蒂。此舉還被美國(guó)《人物》雜志評(píng)選為2005年度明星經(jīng)典時(shí)刻之一。

阿湯哥怪異行為三：曾禁欲

We can thank Rogers for the couch-jumping shrink-hating Cruise we know and love because she introduced him to Scientology when they were married. "Tom was seriously thinking of becoming a monk. And he though he had to be celibate to maintain the purity of his instrument..." she said, explaining their split.

前妻爆阿湯哥曾禁欲

就在阿湯哥將與凱蒂舉行婚禮的前不久，他的第一任妻子咪咪·羅杰斯突然大爆猛料，稱兩人離婚是因?yàn)榘缈偸蔷芙^與她親熱，他甚至曾說(shuō)想當(dāng)和尚。“他曾非常認(rèn)真地考慮去當(dāng)個(gè)和尚，說(shuō)是為了保持身心的純潔，必須禁欲。但我卻不想陪著他守活寡，所以只能分手?！彼€透露，當(dāng)年湯哥向她求婚時(shí)一點(diǎn)兒都不浪漫。

阿湯哥怪異行為四：愛(ài)出風(fēng)頭

It sounds like Tom has taken a page out of one of his action movies. A-list celebrities know they can’t be too careful. Tom’s vehicles look perfectly normal, but in reality they are more like armoured trucks. He really, really loves his cars and he can afford the best.?

Tom has also had bombproof features included on his car and has had his drivers trained in self-defence.

重金打造防彈車

“阿湯哥”愛(ài)收藏名車，卻怕駕車時(shí)遭遇意外，于是砸重金將所有座駕都改成“防彈車”，就像裝甲車那么堅(jiān)固。此外，他還訓(xùn)練司機(jī)，教他們?nèi)绾卧谖＜睍r(shí)迅速幫他逃出車外。

阿湯哥怪異行為五：愛(ài)受追捧

According to a source with radio station K-Earth 101, the Cruise camp was willing to go to great lengths to garner some positive publicity. In fact, they went so far as to offer a screening for anyone at the station and their friends at the Cruise home, if only they'd "say 'nice things' about the movie," according to the source.

欲賄賂之聲幫其吹捧

2008年，美國(guó)一家之聲爆料，說(shuō)阿湯哥為讓自己圣誕節(jié)上映的新片《刺殺希特勒》能受到好評(píng)，竟然公開(kāi)賄賂這個(gè)之聲的所有工作人員。他派人告訴之聲人員，愿意花大錢請(qǐng)之聲數(shù)百名工作人員及其親朋好友，到他的豪宅看《刺殺希特勒》試片，還可以讓大家參觀他家，甚至接近女兒小蘇瑞。但條件是，之聲必須為電影說(shuō)好話。之聲對(duì)此沒(méi)有直接拒絕，但第二天卻曝光了此事，搞得全美人盡皆知，讓阿湯哥丟盡臉。

阿湯哥與科學(xué)教

編后語(yǔ)：阿湯哥這次“中年危機(jī)”真是愈演愈烈。雖然內(nèi)心焦灼，但是阿湯哥還是故作鎮(zhèn)定地在冰島拍攝其科幻電影《遺忘》(Obilivion)。究竟傳言有幾分真幾分假，估計(jì)當(dāng)事人也無(wú)暇去一一澄清?；?，是離定了，生活，還是要繼續(xù)的。但愿“三進(jìn)三出”的阿湯哥能夠早日擺脫陰霾，該信的信，不該信的咱就別信了。

Developed by L. Ron Hubbard, Scientology is a religion that offers a precise path leading to a complete and certain understanding of one’s true spiritual nature and one’s relationship to self, family, groups, Mankind, all life forms, the material universe, the spiritual universe and the Supreme Being.

什么是科學(xué)教？

科學(xué)教自稱是由拉斐特·哈伯德于二十世紀(jì)五十年代創(chuàng)立的宗教?？茖W(xué)教的核心是認(rèn)為每個(gè)人都有一個(gè)應(yīng)對(duì)人生創(chuàng)傷的反應(yīng)式心靈，人生創(chuàng)傷給分析思維蒙上了陰影，使人們無(wú)法感受到現(xiàn)實(shí)世界。教派成員將接受一個(gè)名為“聽(tīng)析”的過(guò)程來(lái)找到創(chuàng)傷的根源，重新體驗(yàn)這一經(jīng)歷以便克服它，重新讓分析思維占上風(fēng)，邁向一個(gè)被稱作“清晰”的精神狀態(tài)。這一過(guò)程涉及一個(gè)被稱作心靈電儀表(“E-meter”)的裝置，教派成員稱該裝置可以在聽(tīng)析者詢問(wèn)一系列能夠披露創(chuàng)傷根源的問(wèn)題時(shí)計(jì)量人體電量流動(dòng)情況。科學(xué)教認(rèn)為：“科學(xué)是人們做出來(lái)的東西，而非信仰所在?！?/p>

在科學(xué)教中，兒童到6歲時(shí)需要被類似測(cè)謊機(jī)的“e-meter”電流器檢查，由一班科學(xué)教道德專員喝問(wèn)他們有否偷竊與有否說(shuō)謊等，據(jù)稱凱蒂要拯救蘇瑞脫離這可怕體驗(yàn)才離婚，更想蘇瑞過(guò)一個(gè)有朋友的正常童年。