名導(dǎo)伍迪·艾倫的幽默
2007-08-27 10:14
1、I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
我因?yàn)榭技兇庹軐W(xué)時(shí)作弊被大學(xué)開(kāi)除了；我在考試時(shí)窺探坐在我旁邊男孩的靈魂。
2、When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
我被綁架后，我父母迅速采取了行動(dòng)，他們把我的房間出租了出去。
3、You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
如果你放棄讓你想活100歲的所有事情，你就能活到100歲。
4、It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
我并不是害怕死亡，只是當(dāng)死亡發(fā)生時(shí)我并不想在那兒。
5、The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
獅子和小牛能躺在一起，但小?？隙ㄋ凰鷮?shí)。
6、To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
對(duì)你來(lái)說(shuō)我是個(gè)無(wú)神論者，對(duì)上帝來(lái)說(shuō)，我是個(gè)忠誠(chéng)的反對(duì)者。
7、If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
如果上帝能給我顯現(xiàn)一些神跡（簽名）該多好！比如說(shuō)在瑞士銀行以我的名字存一大筆錢(qián)。
分析：sign一個(gè)意思是簽名，另一個(gè)含義是顯神跡。
8、If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
如果你想讓上帝發(fā)笑，就告訴他你的計(jì)劃。
分析：上帝覺(jué)得人們的計(jì)劃是可笑的，因?yàn)樯系壅莆罩\(yùn)氣。
9、In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
在我家我是老板，我太太只是一個(gè)決策者。
10、My brain? That′s my second favourite organ.
我的大腦？那是我第二喜歡的器官。
11、 It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
世人好象被分成了好人而后壞人。好人睡覺(jué)塌實(shí)…..但壞人好象更享受清醒的時(shí)候。
12、I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
我經(jīng)常說(shuō)站在我和偉大之間的唯一的東西是我自己。
13、I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
我不想通過(guò)我的作品使我自己不朽，我想通過(guò)不死來(lái)達(dá)到不朽。
14、I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
我條件反射很遲鈍，曾經(jīng)被汽車軋了過(guò)去，因?yàn)閮蓚€(gè)家伙推我。
15、I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.
我決不會(huì)參加一個(gè)允許我這樣的人成為會(huì)員的俱樂(lè)部。
16、Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
生活充滿了痛苦、孤獨(dú)和苦難——這些結(jié)束得太快了。
17、I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
我非常驕傲擁有一塊金表，那是我爺爺在臨死時(shí)賣(mài)給我的。
18、I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
我相信有什么東西一直在關(guān)注我我們，不幸得是那是政府。
19、The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
保持快樂(lè)的才能是欣賞和喜歡你擁有的東西，而不是你沒(méi)有的東西。
20、Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once
時(shí)間是防止任何事情馬上發(fā)生的一種自然方式。
21、有人問(wèn)Woody Allen:
Who are you, Woody Allen?
22、I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
23、 More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
24、I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.
25、Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
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我因?yàn)榭技兇庹軐W(xué)時(shí)作弊被大學(xué)開(kāi)除了；我在考試時(shí)窺探坐在我旁邊男孩的靈魂。
2、When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
我被綁架后，我父母迅速采取了行動(dòng)，他們把我的房間出租了出去。
3、You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
如果你放棄讓你想活100歲的所有事情，你就能活到100歲。
4、It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
我并不是害怕死亡，只是當(dāng)死亡發(fā)生時(shí)我并不想在那兒。
5、The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
獅子和小牛能躺在一起，但小?？隙ㄋ凰鷮?shí)。
6、To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
對(duì)你來(lái)說(shuō)我是個(gè)無(wú)神論者，對(duì)上帝來(lái)說(shuō)，我是個(gè)忠誠(chéng)的反對(duì)者。
7、If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
如果上帝能給我顯現(xiàn)一些神跡（簽名）該多好！比如說(shuō)在瑞士銀行以我的名字存一大筆錢(qián)。
分析：sign一個(gè)意思是簽名，另一個(gè)含義是顯神跡。
8、If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
如果你想讓上帝發(fā)笑，就告訴他你的計(jì)劃。
分析：上帝覺(jué)得人們的計(jì)劃是可笑的，因?yàn)樯系壅莆罩\(yùn)氣。
9、In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
在我家我是老板，我太太只是一個(gè)決策者。
10、My brain? That′s my second favourite organ.
我的大腦？那是我第二喜歡的器官。
11、 It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
世人好象被分成了好人而后壞人。好人睡覺(jué)塌實(shí)…..但壞人好象更享受清醒的時(shí)候。
12、I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
我經(jīng)常說(shuō)站在我和偉大之間的唯一的東西是我自己。
13、I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
我不想通過(guò)我的作品使我自己不朽，我想通過(guò)不死來(lái)達(dá)到不朽。
14、I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
我條件反射很遲鈍，曾經(jīng)被汽車軋了過(guò)去，因?yàn)閮蓚€(gè)家伙推我。
15、I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.
我決不會(huì)參加一個(gè)允許我這樣的人成為會(huì)員的俱樂(lè)部。
16、Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
生活充滿了痛苦、孤獨(dú)和苦難——這些結(jié)束得太快了。
17、I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
我非常驕傲擁有一塊金表，那是我爺爺在臨死時(shí)賣(mài)給我的。
18、I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
我相信有什么東西一直在關(guān)注我我們，不幸得是那是政府。
19、The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
保持快樂(lè)的才能是欣賞和喜歡你擁有的東西，而不是你沒(méi)有的東西。
20、Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once
時(shí)間是防止任何事情馬上發(fā)生的一種自然方式。
21、有人問(wèn)Woody Allen:
Who are you, Woody Allen?
22、I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
23、 More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
24、I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.
25、Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
更多影視學(xué)英語(yǔ)，點(diǎn)擊進(jìn)入影英學(xué)堂
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