One of the oldest question in comedy is, WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? And there continue to be new answers.
這是英語(yǔ)中最古老的笑話之一，為什么小雞要穿過(guò)馬路？直到現(xiàn)在還有鮮活的答案源源不斷地出現(xiàn)。

圣經(jīng)中會(huì)怎么說(shuō)呢：And God said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

海明威會(huì)怎么說(shuō)呢：He crossed the road. To die. In the rain.

馬丁·路德金會(huì)說(shuō)些什么：I see a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads and no one will ask why?

那么愛因斯坦呢：Why did the atoms cross the road? Because it was time to split! Get it? Time to split!! Atoms!

最后，我們的克林頓總統(tǒng)閣下會(huì)說(shuō)什么呢：To the best of my recollection, that chicken did not engage in what I would call "road crossing behavior."

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這個(gè)音頻取自于 Garrison Keillor- Ancient Times APC 5th Annual Joke Show 中的一小段。之所以好笑，主要是因?yàn)殇浺粽哂靡环N略帶戲謔的方式模仿了世界知名人士（好吧……上帝應(yīng)該也算吧……）的說(shuō)話習(xí)慣，著名作家的寫作風(fēng)格，以及某些職業(yè)人士對(duì)待問(wèn)題的官方回答。

模仿能夠帶給我們很多樂(lè)趣。行動(dòng)起來(lái)，從模仿開始練就完美的語(yǔ)音吧！

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