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衣服破了要怎么補？？！千萬不要學(xué)這位??！A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I feel terrible," she said. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of yo...

一部照相機啊( ⊙ o ⊙ )?。。。?！On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap, disposab

一部照相機啊( ⊙ o ⊙ )?。。。?！On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap, disposab...

至今仍未聽懂各種奧秘啊~??！求指教啊~?。y office is in a building remodeled from a former supermarket. One day I overheard the receptionist giving directions over the phone. "Remember the old gr...

借女兒一用。。。有點匪夷所思了，來聽聽看其中各種緣由吧！A woman took her five-year-old daughter shopping with her. The little girl watched her mother try on outfit after outfit, exclaiming each t...

好吧！很無語！這小孩果然不是一點二！A man and his son were riding in the car. The man said to his son, "Could you check and see if the direction lights are working on your side of the car?" His s

好吧！很無語！這小孩果然不是一點二！A man and his son were riding in the car. The man said to his son, "Could you check and see if the direction lights are working on your side of the car?" His s...

半杯水是什么哩？To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.對于樂觀主義者，這玻璃杯有一半...

請看原標(biāo)題！故事發(fā)生在超市里。。。。。The man approached a very beautiful woman in a supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple o...