英語幽默故事:病人和他的大夫
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2016-04-21 16:31
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A woman complained that her husband constantly hung around the house,doing or saying nothing. To please her, he went to see a psychiatrist.“Just lie down on the couch and we'll talk. "the doctor told him. "If you think of something to say, fine. If not,maybe next time.”
一位婦女總是抱怨其丈夫在家里轉(zhuǎn)來轉(zhuǎn)去,無所事是,為了使老婆高興,他找到了精神病學(xué)專家?!澳憔吞稍谏嘲l(fā)上,我們來談?wù)??!本癫♂t(yī)生告訴他:“如呆你想起什么就說,沒有的話,下次再講也行?!?/div>
The guy got himself comfortable and fell fast asleep. At the end of the hour,the doctor woke hirn up and said,"That will be all for today—$100,please. "The patient paid and left.
這位男士舒適地躺在沙發(fā)上,很快就入睡了。到了一小時,大夫喚醒了他說:“今天就到這兒吧,請交100元?!辈∪烁读隋X之后就走了
The man came back every Tuesday and Thursday after that. Each time,he fell asleep without saying a word,but paid the fee. The third week, the patient came in,sat down and then jumped right up again."Aha,", marveled the doctor. "Have you thought of something to say?"
從此,那個人每周三、四來就診。每次,他總是一句話也不說,光是睡覺,而且每次都付錢。第三周,病人來后坐下,然后又跳了起來?!鞍」?!”大夫驚喜道,“你想出要說的話了嗎?”
"Yes,do you need a partner ?"
“是的,你需要一個助手嗎?”
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