So this guy goes into a pet store and sees a beautiful parrot but it has a blue string handing from one foot and a red one from the other. He thinks this is a little strange so he asks the shopkeeper what the strings are for.

有個人在寵物店發(fā)現(xiàn)了一只美麗的鸚鵡，但是它的一只腳上牽著藍色的繩子，而另一只牽著紅色的。這個人覺得有些奇怪，就去問店主繩子是做什么的？

"Well this is a highly trained parrot" the shopkeeper replies. "If you pull the red string he talks in French, if you pull the blue string he talks in English".

“噢，這是一只訓練有素的鸚鵡。”店主回答道。“如果你拉動紅繩子，它會講法語，如果你拉動藍繩子，它就講英語”

"Wow" exclaims the man shopping, "That's really neat. What happens if you pull them both at the same time?"

“哇塞，”這個人感到很驚訝?！疤珔柡α恕Ｄ侨绻阃瑫r拉呢？”

"I fall off my perch you idiot!" exclaims the parrot.

“我會從架子上跌倒的！你個笨蛋！”鸚鵡回答道。