英語幽默小故事:企鵝和動(dòng)物園
作者:小包子
來源:互聯(lián)網(wǎng)
2016-09-23 11:58
A man is driving down the freeway with his two pet penguins when he gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. After the cop hands over the speeding ticket to the driver, he notices the 2 penguins. The cop informs the driver that he must take the penguins to the zoo. The driver agrees to do so.
一個(gè)人帶著兩只寵物企鵝在高速公路上開車,然后因?yàn)槌俦灰粋€(gè)警察抄了牌子。警察將超速罰單交給他時(shí),他注意到了這兩只企鵝,并告訴這個(gè)人,必須把企鵝帶去動(dòng)物園。這個(gè)人同意了。
Two months later, the same man is pulled over by the same cop for speeding. The cop notices the penguins again only now they are wearing sun glasses and eating ice cream.
兩個(gè)月后,這個(gè)人又被同一個(gè)警察因?yàn)槌俅搅恕>煸僖淮巫⒁獾搅似簌Z,它們還戴著太陽眼鏡,吃著冰激凌。
The cop says, "I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo."
警察說:“我是不是已經(jīng)告訴你要把這些企鵝帶去動(dòng)物園了?!?/div>
The man responds, "I did take them to the zoo, now I'm taking them to the beach."
這個(gè)人回答道,“我確實(shí)帶了它們?nèi)?dòng)物園呀,現(xiàn)在我?guī)鼈內(nèi)ド碁??!?/div>
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