英語幽默笑話之童真童趣(七)
2011-03-24 16:00
1. Jimmy is three years old.
吉米3歲了。
One day, he was gazing out of the window when the night fell. He suddenly shouted, "Mum, mum, come close the window!"
一天,他正在窗口觀望,夜幕降臨。他突然喊道:“媽媽,媽媽,快來關(guān)窗!”
"Why? It's not cold, sonny."
“為什么?天不冷呀,寶貝?!?/div>
"Yes, mum, but the night will come inside."
“是的,媽媽,可黑夜會進(jìn)來?!?/div>
2. Harry: "My big brother shaves every day."
哈里:“我哥哥每天都刮臉?!?/div>
Henry: "My brother shaves fifty times a day."
亨利:“我哥哥每天刮50次臉?!?/div>
Harry: "Is he crazy?"
哈里:“他瘋了嗎?”
Henry: "No, he's a barber."
亨利:“沒有,他是一名理發(fā)師?!?/div>
3. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
小男孩問他的父親:“爸爸,結(jié)婚要花多少錢?”
His father replied, "I don't know, son, because I'm still paying for it now."
他的父親回答說:“兒子,我不知道,因?yàn)槲椰F(xiàn)在還在為它付賬呢。”
兩個(gè)男孩正在欣賞羅丹的著名雕塑《思考者》。
"What do you suppose he's thinking about?" asked one.
“你猜他在想什么?’其中一個(gè)問道。
"I guess he's thinking about where he put his clothes," replied the other.
“我猜他是在想他把衣服放在哪里了吧。”另一個(gè)回答說。
年少童子軍:“我怎么才能區(qū)分蘑菇和毒菌?”
Older Scout: "Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up thenext morning, it was a mushroom."
年長童子軍:“你上床睡覺前,吃其中的一個(gè)。如果你第二天早上醒來,那就是蘑菇?!?/div>
? 英語幽默600篇
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