英語(yǔ)幽默笑話:誰(shuí)是第一個(gè)男人
2016-10-13 20:01
a teacher said to her class:“who was the first man?”
有個(gè)老師問(wèn)班上的學(xué)生:“誰(shuí)是第一個(gè)男人?
”
“george washington,”a little boy shouted promptly."
喬治·華盛頓,”一個(gè)小男孩當(dāng)即叫道。
“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher,smiling indulgently.
“你怎么知道喬治·華盛頓是第一個(gè)男人呢?”老師問(wèn)道,寬容地微笑著。
“because,”said the little boy,“he was first in war,first in peace,and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”
小男孩說(shuō):“因?yàn)樗菓?zhàn)時(shí)第一,和時(shí)第一,國(guó)人心中第一?!?/div>
but at this point a larger boy held up his hand.
這時(shí)一個(gè)大點(diǎn)兒的男孩舉起手來(lái)。
“well,”said the teacher to him,“who do you think was the first man?”
“那么,”老師對(duì)他說(shuō),“你認(rèn)為誰(shuí)是第一個(gè)男人呢?”
“i don't know what his name was,”said the larger boy,“but i know it wasn't george washington,ma’am,because the history book says george washington married a widow,so,of course,there must have been a man ahead of him.”
“我不知道他的名字,”大點(diǎn)兒的男孩說(shuō),“但我知道不是喬治·華盛頓,老師。因?yàn)闅v史書上說(shuō),喬治·華盛頓娶了一個(gè)寡婦,所以在他前面肯定還有一個(gè)男人。
”
您感興趣的課程有優(yōu)惠啦,快去看看
英語(yǔ)笑話推薦
-
笑話 | 半個(gè)柑橘,還是十分之五個(gè)柑橘? 2017-10-18英國(guó)人有他們獨(dú)特的英式幽默,他們流傳的英語(yǔ)笑話讓人會(huì)心一笑,今天,小編給同學(xué)們收集、整理了幾則特別有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話,希望大家能開(kāi)心開(kāi)心,一起來(lái)看看吧!
- 英語(yǔ)笑話 | 大象為什么不玩電腦? 2017-10-18
- 雙語(yǔ) | 冷笑話之奔跑的兔子 2017-10-18
- 英語(yǔ)幽默笑話:斯威夫特博士與小廝 2016-10-16
- 英語(yǔ)幽默笑話:干凈的杯子 2016-10-16
- 英語(yǔ)幽默笑話:沒(méi)把頭發(fā)全剪掉啊 2016-10-15